Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride
Overtaking a truck at 100 KM per hour can double your english vocabulary
Life is too short for traffic
Work to ride and ride to work
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby (Specially for Girls)
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed
Accidents hurt - safety doesn't
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy
Whatever it is, it's better in the wind
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead
Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 Kmph are also timed for 80 Kmph
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
Don't argue with an 18-wheeler
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes
When you're riding lead, don't spit
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly
Maintenance is as much art as it is science. Maintain your Bike Folks
Drive safe and always wear a helmet !